Over 102781
motifake

Bond Demotivational Poster


BOND GIRLS - 50 years later still a lucky bastard


TAGS: bond james bond
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Airman

Uzi - December 6, 2012, 9:25 pm
The names are similar, and there was a big deal made about a tr*** in the cast, but no one made it clear who at the time, that many could have made your mistake.
Uzi - December 6, 2012, 9:23 pm
You are VERY much mistaken! The woman you speak of is CAROLine Cossey aka Tula. She was one of the girls by the pool. Bond never slept with her in the movie. The mistake is understandable though. CAROLE Bouquet is the WOMAN in the middle picture.
Webspider - May 30, 2012, 7:14 pm
Lucky, Lucky bastard....
Airman - May 23, 2012, 6:35 pm
one shaken martini for you sir
Nissta - May 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
Yo Airman, It is the delectable Barbara Bach from The Spy Who Loved Me and it was Richard Keels "Jaws" first Bond flick
Airman - May 22, 2012, 6:38 pm
Jones Mr. Lord.. Grace Jones. Grace Slick was Jefferson Airplane. Just showed my age there.. amazed I remembered it. Can anyone find Ringo Starr's wife?.. she is up there
spacedog - May 22, 2012, 5:58 pm
Ha! Roger definitely pulled the short straw. The woman in the middle picture of For Your Eyes Only was born a man.
Reality Lord - May 22, 2012, 5:40 pm

grace slick...haha roger moore.


GARYO'S HALLOWEEN -


TAGS: garyo martini costume bond
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:45 pm
It's a muttini!
GaryO - October 24, 2012, 9:08 pm
How the heck did I miss this?! For the olive soaked in gin I could become a vegetarian…makes me drool. Woof! But Bond? Naw, I couldn’t pull off the Bond act…too much slobbering….’Bond, Shamejz Bond’… Fav/5
spacedog - October 11, 2012, 9:49 pm
Ha! Not every dog can pull off the "cone of shame" with such class. 5L


TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's a**. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


SLAP CHOP - The only honorable way to obtain a "Clearance B Keycard".




007 -




NO MISTER BOND - i expect you to take me for a walk


TAGS: bond dog
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by markje7

TheOne - June 19, 2012, 2:07 pm
Funny, 4L.


SISTERLY LOVE - A special bond that takes decades to grow.




THANK YOU VERY MUCH - I WAS JUST OUT WALKING MY RAT, AND I SEEM TO HAVE LOST MY WAY


TAGS: diamonds are forever james bond
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

EmilioDumphque - October 13, 2012, 10:56 pm
Well, one of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.


BONDAGE - The Egyptians Took It Too Far. ... I Think?


TAGS: b****** mummies egypt
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 9:21 pm
Odd, I don't remember making this one? But it has less then three, so I must have made this. Lol!
Derek - February 15, 2010, 5:17 pm
[mumble mumble]... saaaaafeword


BOND - James, Bond


TAGS: james bond 007 ownage monkey funny
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by bob

Hector - May 7, 2009, 4:12 pm
It's Fiben Bolger!
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:17 am
Krusty the clown would be proud or just want to kill him..
spitfire111 - January 14, 2009, 9:15 am
Krusty the clone would be proud or just want to kill him..
ANONY - January 1, 2009, 7:45 pm
***yness in a suit
LogicDude - September 23, 2008, 1:54 pm
Cool! Sean Connery is coming back as 007!!!
datnigga - August 11, 2008, 1:24 am
Mr. Teeny with a gun.
Dustin Marthington - August 2, 2008, 12:29 pm
redo the last 4 or 5 brosnan films w/ him, and you couldn't tell the difference.
Barack - April 23, 2008, 10:11 am
Obama... Barack Obama
Dre - April 16, 2008, 1:24 pm
True, but Agent 47 us bald.
PorkFat - April 11, 2008, 12:32 am
Looks more like Agent 47 from a**asin. Bond doesn't carry a 1911 "baller". He carries a Walther PPK.


STOCKHOLM SYNDROME - ..and now we play the waiting game.


TAGS: superhero wonder woman b******
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by TehOz

TehOz - March 15, 2011, 7:20 pm
itll take a while to adjust to these moderators tastes
TheOne - March 15, 2011, 6:06 am
Don't die too early I see something from these fakes.5L.
voodoo3535 - March 15, 2011, 12:53 am
I hate this game. But 5 amazons on the floor.
TehOz - March 15, 2011, 12:42 am
Tyvm
crankyhead - March 15, 2011, 12:34 am
Hey new guy, good 5how.
5150monkeylove - March 15, 2011, 12:28 am
Waaaaay better than my first, or most of them to be honest
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:51 pm
TY
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:50 pm
Ive been building Lolz for 2 years, I needed a new forum and I welcome the challenge.
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:47 pm
It shows. Welcome aboard. Prepare to be judged harshly, now that you've proven ability.
TehOz - March 14, 2011, 11:38 pm
For quite some time. Ty
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:35 pm
Well, well... this is too good for a seedling. How long have you been lurking? 5L


SEAN FRAKKIN' CONNERY - Daniel Who? Pierce Who? THERE IS ONLY THE CONNERY!!


TAGS: sean connery 007 james bond
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Koradan

Woody - July 21, 2009, 10:31 pm
And the wars never ends.
Jmac0585 - June 15, 2009, 3:33 pm
The day is mine, Trebek!


BONDING - "Daddy, why did mommy leave?" "I dunno. Probably something you did."


TAGS: father son bonding
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Nero

Culos - February 6, 2009, 3:58 am
Sounds very very very familiar, ROFl
RONSART - February 5, 2009, 7:14 pm
agree...hilarious..well chosen pic and saying.
Sean - February 5, 2009, 7:09 pm
Hilarious. And oh, the memories ....


-




HOW MANY CAN YOU NAME? -


TAGS: connery to craig james bond
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

steve1961 - August 4, 2012, 1:57 am
george lazenby and timothy dalton.
gas - August 3, 2012, 6:10 pm
connery, don't know, moore don't know, brosnan, craig


ROGER MOORE - Nobody does it half as good as you.


TAGS: roger moore james bond
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by MeYouFools

nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 1:06 pm
Sean Connery and Roger Moore are the only two actors to portray 007 as a realistic and likeable character. Daniel Craig is just and annoying Solid Snake / Sam Fisher impersonator who like the guts or character to be either of them.
smalltownguy - May 7, 2011, 3:06 pm
Watch "Boat Trip" then enjoy laughing w/me at this.
jameswnash - October 12, 2010, 1:41 am
Though it probably was not his fault, but the direction they took his bond films
jameswnash - October 12, 2010, 1:28 am
he only englishman who could not portray an english secret agent


WHATS IMPORTANT IN BED -


TAGS: important bed james bond 007 finger
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by ronsart

CoolioIndeed - March 18, 2010, 1:55 am
Well played, good sir.
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 9:13 am
hidden greybeard


TRADITION -


TAGS: fatherhood bonding love parenting blackout
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:33 pm
Thanks, all. I loved those walks.
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:42 pm
Superb.
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:48 pm
just gorgeous aggy
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:25 pm

5'd...fav'd and definate classic material.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 11:59 am
"I always thought my dad was superman until I found out he was just another drunk in a cape"--Dave Attel...5 L


STEROIDS - Why you shouldn't do them


TAGS: baseball bonds steroids
Rating: 1.78/5

More motifakes by hyeh2008

ICEMAN - April 18, 2010, 9:33 pm
Motifakes - Why hyeh2008 shouldn't do them.


THIS CAT... - was James Bond's greatest enemy. Blofeld was a pussy.




shaken not stirred -


TAGS: evening bond
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Greeny - August 19, 2015, 6:01 am
coat hangars + duct ***e = pose-able cat
GaryO - August 19, 2015, 4:40 am
absolutely love this one. 5/F
mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:42 pm
This would be P u s s y Galore? 5L
Oldsod - March 27, 2015, 3:46 pm
5d and faved.


POOR CHOICES -


TAGS: screw with the wrong person and it could go really bad b******
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:31 am
the chains were shopped in as well.... The original artist of the pic was awesome
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 2:30 am
no bunnies were harmed in the making of this motifake... the right leg was shopped to the left side
5150monkeylove - November 4, 2010, 9:01 pm
This is what happens when you search "b******" on google. I was actually looking for something to go with a "restraint" fake I was working on
ICEMAN - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Jeez. Who knew sean was into that ****?
spacedog - November 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Nice.


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: bonding at the molecular level takes it a wee bit too far
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Sean - August 18, 2009, 7:10 pm
Great poster Haar. Oh btw, when is everyone gonna stop beating around the bush like this? We owe it to aggy to tell him to his face that this is the worst possible time for him to get his real estate agent's licence. In short, too subtle, Haar. Way.
Haarakkon - August 18, 2009, 6:47 am
Thanks for the kind comments guys.
Arrogant Knight - August 17, 2009, 9:49 pm
....Sailor Moon had a good run. I don't feel bad.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 9:47 pm
Or was it Crocodile Dundee?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 9:47 pm
But what will you do with your sailor moon background?
Arrogant Knight - August 17, 2009, 9:43 pm
Actually, I'm making this my desktop background. *Gasp!*
Arrogant Knight - August 17, 2009, 9:34 pm
I love this.
spacedog - August 17, 2009, 2:45 pm
Excellent work Haarakkon. 5L
CANADA - August 17, 2009, 2:35 pm
thats a sweet pic


FLUFFY WHITE CATS - Funny thing is, you never hear the bad guy say: "It was the cat that made me do it"




BEAUTY -




SISTERS -


TAGS: special bond
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 2, 2012, 3:27 am
Not my brother...he grew up with 3 sisters...poor buggar never had a chance! Thanks for the suggestion though.... :)....hahaha!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2012, 12:37 pm
Nice 1 Prissy....the same can be said about brothers.


K.I.S.S. - Keep it Sentimental, Silly




PIERCE BROSNAN - He is James Bond


TAGS: pierce brosnan bond james
Rating: 2.79/5
Fleet - June 26, 2009, 10:32 pm
LIES!!! Mr Dalton all the way!
Bunny - April 30, 2009, 6:14 am
Connery for sure, but Daniel Craig is doing a mighty fine job too. Mr B looks the part but hasn't got what it takes really.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2009, 12:28 am
Connery was the ultimate Bond......1 Lion


ORIGINAL - The one and only James bond


TAGS: james bond sean connery pierce brosnan
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 6:43 pm
Oh for f*** sake - here http://homepages.woosh.co.nz/davross/demotivators/ happy now???
Guest - May 1, 2009, 11:11 am
cropping over my picture eh?..and Connery was not the original,so get your facts straight first.
Chopperliscious - May 1, 2009, 12:50 am
Ohhh. Really? ****. Fail. Epic Fail. Sigh.
BuZZbomb - April 30, 2009, 11:57 pm
He was in fact, not, the first to play Bond on film. Actor Barry Nelson(American) played him on film in a 1954 version of 'Casino Royale' for the "Climax Mystery Theatre"
Canuck - April 30, 2009, 11:45 pm
I think he was the first to play bond on film was he not?
BoneCD - April 30, 2009, 11:38 pm
Connery was not the original


VENGEANCE ! - he was the husband


TAGS: husband p***ert vagabond
Rating: 2.22/5

More motifakes by emaxtreme

ICEMAN - December 5, 2009, 1:31 am
Good save Sean.
Sean - December 5, 2009, 1:24 am
Yeah. Everyone knows that a homeless dude's p**** is a sickly shade of greenish purple. And by "everyone" I mean, of course, the mods.
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 1:15 am
Not real... that's how.
aerofiend - December 5, 2009, 1:14 am
How did this get past the mods?


NIGHTMARE -


TAGS: possess control bond
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - May 12, 2012, 9:24 am
I recently started with these. I like these types of stories
Kyronic - May 12, 2012, 5:51 am
Do you just post a bunch of creepy and terrifying stuff all the time? I've read a few other ones and those things are traumatizing, yet well written.


RECURSION - is everywhere there is recursion...




ABU HAMZA -


TAGS: abu hamza jomes bond
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Derek - May 9, 2010, 6:56 pm
He just needs some scary teeth


CARJACKING - People, I lost the key. Could somebody jack this for me....




Snap -


TAGS: mother daughter bonding compliments insults
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

ughomer - September 9, 2014, 7:13 am
Insightful, Pwissy.
Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 11:44 pm
1978 hardcover and the 1981 movie version.
MissPriss - September 6, 2014, 1:33 pm
I see you've been reading. Hard cover or paperback...teehee.
Greybeard - September 6, 2014, 8:32 am
Joan Crawford - great actress, bad mother...


The power of those unspoken words: -




NO, MISTER BOND... - You will not leave this island alive...


TAGS: no mister bond
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Chef



BASEBALL -


TAGS: h** dog no hitter barry bonding peanuts cracker jacks ballpark
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Haarakkon - October 27, 2009, 10:37 pm
I've been a reluctant participant in several no-hitters and one perfect game.
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 10:35 pm
LMAO!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:34 pm
I once nearly had to watch a no-hitter. But luckily I was able to persuade my wife to talk about "her feelings." Dodged a bullet there, I tell ya.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm
LoL
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm
and WoW
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:58 pm
Maybe even cheetos.
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:57 pm
I can't appeal to everyone, all the time. Next one, I'll use cheetohs, basements and tissues.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:54 pm
for*
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 5:54 pm
a poor excuse or one then
camden - October 27, 2009, 5:48 pm
eew h** dogs, eew apple pie, and i dont like baseball, yet im an american.
spacedog - October 27, 2009, 5:44 pm
Nicely done. 5L
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:30 pm
And although narcissism is a very good guess, it's actually self-loathing. I now can approve my own junk, and watch it skyrocket to 1.6, where it belongs!!!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 5:30 pm
Aprrove my own posters? If not me, then who?
Sean - October 27, 2009, 5:04 pm
Nepotism requires relatives that have at least left a forwarding address or contact number. This is just plain old narcissism.
LogicDude - October 27, 2009, 4:45 pm
Who approved this? Is this a form of nepotism or what? Ummmmmm, actually, what I meant was....5L Aggy! Good work!
Sean - October 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
Brilliant punchline. Worth the wait.
RON - October 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
touched my heart...memories of my baby son...*sniff, sniff*...EXCELLENT! you know I,m a push-over for posters of puppies and kids. now get back to work.


Every Day at Seans House -


TAGS: james bond goldfinger
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

lgvernon - April 25, 2014, 10:42 pm

I see kitties...kittieskittieskitties. Similac has that effect on me.
MissPriss - April 25, 2014, 2:19 pm
lg...wanna share whatever it is that's got you seeing all them faces? I see one face and a vahoohoo.
lgvernon - April 24, 2014, 1:33 pm

I really like the pseudo-catface images throughout this.


CORPORATE BLING -




Recession -




WHAT’S IMPORTANT IN OLD AGE -




LILIPUTIANS - Damn The Luck


TAGS: liliputians snowmen b******
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Swamp Fox

TheGrayFox - May 25, 2010, 8:43 am
lol


sir rodger moore tribute -




Ball Gag -




De Sade -




BDSM -




PREV PAGE